BULLETIN - OFFICIAL - BARACK OBAMA SENT FROM GOD - AT 10:05 P.M. ET:  Now we know, so let's stop the useless debate, shall we?  The ultimate authority has given us the ultimate theological judgment: 

NEW YORK (AP) - Sting isn't a religious man, but he says President Barack Obama might be a divine answer to the world's problems.

"In many ways, he's sent from God," he joked in an interview, "because the world's a mess."

Joked?  Doesn't sound much like a joke.

But Sting is serious in his belief that Obama is the best leader to navigate the world's problems. In an interview on Wednesday, the former Police frontman said that he spent some time with Obama and "found him to be very genuine, very present, clearly super-smart, and exactly what we need in the world."

It would be nice if President Obama spent more time with General McChrystal.

"I can't think of any be better qualified because of his background, his education, particularly in regard to Islam," he said.

That last line should scare the hell of you.  Whoops.  Can't say "hell" in the presence of the deity.

Oh dear, look what it's come to.

October 29, 2009